Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

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a place where you can eat

Anywhere that's sweet, awesome or just a good place to be, especially in reference to a place to party or hang out.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I went to Chris's and smoked there.
Guy 1: Oh how was it?
Guy 2: It's a place where you can eat

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shoot my kids all over the place

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

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you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

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If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

I wish this place and this country and this world ill

For now on all of you people out there can just kiss my ass and die.

I wish this place and this country and this world ill

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Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

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