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A shitty question that someone who is enjoying much warmer weather asks a person who is still enduring the frigid temperatures of winter in March and April.
As she lounged on a beach in Cozumel sipping a Margarita during April Spring Break, Sherry called her sister in Maine and asked "hows the weather up there ?".
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Top down weather means:
1. A statement meaning that the weather is nice enough to have the top of a convertible car down.
2. a statement that is obviously intended as being humorous, but sometimes stupid blonde bitches like to take it seriously and use it as a means to stupidly make fun of their ex-boyfriends.
(if someone says "it's top-down weather" when it's lightly snowing.... obviously they are joking...)
(30 degrees fahrenheit)
boyfriend: It's Top down weather.
girlfriend: Uh.... no it's not.
boyfriend: Obviously it isn't. Are you dumb?
*drives off*
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A fair weather friend is one who lives in a milder climate than you. This person takes great pleasure in taunting you with how great it is where they are (warm and sunny) when you are suffering in your climate (cold and snowy or otherwise unpleasant).
Shane was taunted by his fair weather friends on Facebook as he sat looking helplessly from his office window, watching snow fall in the middle of April in Michigan.
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A person who claims to be a fan of "The Office," but believes the show will suck without Steve Carell.
Person 1: "OMG I llooovveee The Office!!"
Person 2: "So do I! I can't wait to see who will replace Michael Scott as boss!"
Person 1: "Ugh. Forget about it! That show is done! The Office is going to suck without Michael. I'm not going to watch it anymore."
Person 2: "Wow. You are the biggest fair weather fan!"
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Ted Cruz.
From Wikipedia:
In February 2021, during a historic winter storm, up to 4.3 million Texas residents were left without power and millions of others without drinking water. In the middle of the storm, Cruz and his family were spotted on a plane heading to Cancún, Mexico, where they planned to stay at the Ritz Carlton and escape their home, which Heidi Cruz called in a text message "FREEZING".198199200 Cruz requested assistance from the Houston Police to escort him and his family through the airport.201
Reporters outside the Cruz family home also observed that Cruz had left the family poodle Snowflake alone inside the house without heat. The dog was spotted through the window of the front door of the dark and empty house.202 One reporter who visited the house spoke to a self-identified security guard who said he was caring for the dog.203 Cruz's political allies and rivals condemned him for leaving Texas during a crisis and traveling internationally during the COVID-19 pandemic.198 Cruz initially said he was taking his daughters on a weeklong vacation from school at their request, in an attempt to be a "good dad".204 Later that day, he returned to Texas and said the vacation was a mistake.205 Protesters calling for his resignation greeted him in front of his house upon his return.206
Ted Cruz is such a fair-weather friend: The moment Texas froze over, he abandoned his constituents and ran to Mexico.
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It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.
"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"
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A queer individual who has an indie vibe and likes the rain
Elenna: see wearing my doc martens in the rain was the move.
Sophia: with that over sized sweater too... you really are a sweater weather gay
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