Cheese

The police, officers of the law.

Im running late because the fucking cheese pulled me over for driving 5 miles over the speed limit!

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Cheese

To cheese is to cum

i masturbate until i cheese

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cheesed

to erect on someone but it comes out chunky

“just cheesed on my prison guards so they’d let me loose”

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Cheesed

Like creamed, but it goes on for a bit longer

"There must be a dozen of 'em. We're going to get cheesed."

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cheese in on

eavesdrop

"i cheesed in on miranda and lissa- they both total carpertmunchers!"

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cheese

to vomit, especially back into the container that one was originally drinking from

The first 13 beers went down ok, but after the 14th I cheesed right back into the glass.

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Cheesing

To laugh uncontrollably until the point you begin to cry.

Tv: GIVE ME CRICKETS!!
Kid: (laughs so hard he cries)
Dad: Son what are you cheesing out about?

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