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January 20. The End of the World.
Are you going to school on Monday?
Are you kidding? That's Obama Day! I'm gonna dig a hole and live in it because the world might blow up!
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In politics, when people elect a new president enthusiastically expecting that he will make some major positive change, but after some time realize that things are just as they used to be. The consequence of "obama effect" is being disappointed and feeling totally politically naive.
A: Do you think that Josipovic, the newly elected Croatian president-composer, will succeed in stopping corruption?
B: No, I am afraid it will be just another Obama effect.
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Its a really strange material the O-Prismers have built a religion around, considered the weapon that gave to gods like Shrek and Shaggy its powers. Its made out of (obamium), which is also a material of (flex tape)
-Hey I found a weird pris-
(he stabs him)
-Finally the Obama prism
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bro obama gaming is funnier than engineer gaming
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When someone cosplays as Obama cosplaying as a doctor, gives you a prostate exam while fisting you and destroys your anus, then they pay the medic bills to reconstruct your anus.
Dude 1: What does she like?
Dude 2: She loves it when I put her on all fours and give her The Obama Care
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The first day of the end of the world.
On Obama Day:
"There goes the neighborhood."
After Obama Day and Obama makes Ebonics the national language of the US:
"sH!t MaN, tHA HooDz Gon' B All Up In My Grrillz, NiGGAAh!. No wha 'm SayIN?! Wurd. Sh!t... WorLds All enin and Sh!T, Son!"
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The most kawaii president of the United States of America. Biden-kun try hard to get Congress-sama to go along with them! Uwaah~
Person 1: "Obama-chan passed a new health care bill!"
Person 2: "Uwaah, Obama-chan is super sugoi like that. :3
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