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Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning
A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.
The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey
Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.
an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.
fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle
Noun.
A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.
Kitten Turtle behaviors :
1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.
2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.
3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns
4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:
"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.
"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"
*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs
After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.
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Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.
Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.