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Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.
Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)
Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.
A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.
Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"
A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description
“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”
“Omg you squonk bollock”
INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows
Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....
You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!
When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there
That bollock gargle was amazing hunby