put it on the clock

To put it on the scale (usually drugs).

Example: That's 1g yo. I put it on the clock!

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ATOMIC CLOCK

An ATOMIC CLOCK is a device that is the same fucking thing as any type of timer that has ever existed. The same thing that is on a nuclear submarine is also on your wristwatch.

Holy shit that scathawk just shit an ATOMIC CLOCK!

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shit clock

The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.

The shit clock is ticking--time to hit the can!

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grandfather clock

a big hangy thing that ticks when it swings

A HUGE DICK (swings like a grandfather clock)

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Beat the Clock

The act of seeing a Girls Gone Wild commercial come on the TV, preceding to gain erection, and reaching ejaculation prior to the end of the commercial.

Last night I couldn't sleep so I was watching TV and a new GGW commercial came on, I beat the clock.

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clocking me

To rush or hurry someone

"Yo I been done shopping" shouted Theresa, "what's taking you so long", "stop clocking me, im tryning on this shirt right quick" replied Amy

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Clock Spider

Additional info:
According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.

Not Applicable

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