Wine Math

Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.

The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.

My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!

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Franklin Wine Cooler

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.

"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"

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Wine pon you

To do a dance based on circular movements with your hips (wine) on (pon) somebody (you)

“you just like the way I wine pon you” -Doja Cat “Wine Pon You”

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Wine and Cheese Liberal

Wine and Cheese Liberals are affluent, live in tony suburbs, and drive SUVs, but vote Democratic. They "support" public education, but send their own kids to private school. Their opinions are politically correct, and are usually expressed as fashion statements rather than as analytical observations.

I was in Whole Foods yesterday, and saw a Wine and Cheese Liberal buying some arugula.

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Wine Bottle Shits

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.

I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.

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Raisultagrape Wine

Wine made with raisultagrapes. Equivalent to white wine. Has a distinctive flavour. This wine is extremely rare as making it was prohibited by the High Council of the Raisultagrape Lords.

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Wine and Dine

To roast someone for a periodic length of time in the finest and most posh manor.

"Yall mind if I wine and dine on Minghao real quicc?"

"Nah its cool go 'head"

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