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a gross boi, often some people will say "toad boi, i like that guy" but they don't often mean it
omg ew he's so ugly... he's a toad boi
When a man and a woman have sex and the man ejaculates on the woman's back. The woman allows the semen to dry and does not wash it off right away. Named after the Pipa Pipa Toad, who carries it's eggs on it's back, where they are fertilized by the male toad.
Ya'll try that pipa pipa toad lastnight? You know your girl is ready for a baby when she let's that dry.
Totally, for sure, definitely.
Friend 1: Want to go get lunch? Friend 2: Toads my goads dude!
a tranny that pretends to be a woman and lures men into his disgusting love shack, only for the men to realize later that they have just been cheated into bein a homo.
dude, that chick over there is a hoax toad. he tried that on me a couple weeks ago and i punched him in the nose....he beat my ass afterwards tho....hey man....*puts hand on freind's shoulder*
When you’re not on the same page with someone
That’s not right, I think this is a frog-toad loophole
When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.
We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.