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Dead Tooth Theory

In a competition, there are two clear favorites and then some other garbage. One of the favorites has to take a loss. When this happens, the other competitors cannot be moved ahead of the loser simply because of the loss. See example for correct application of said theory.

Per Colin Cowherd:
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.

by THE_HERD November 4, 2011


Tooth Dot Com

When you unknowingly have something black, like pepper, stuck in your teeth.

"Hey babe... You got some tooth dot com going on right now".

by BiggMikeDee November 16, 2011


Bad Tooth Bill

An odd pissed off character who resides in West Deptford. He has extreamly bad teeth and looks like an evil vampire when he smiles. His hobbies/interests include pot,hockey,taking too many pictures of fruitcake, and being related by music taste.

You probably can't see him very well face wise, because his bangs take up 90% of his face, but you can tend to see him wearing shorts when there is 4 ft of snow on the ground.



Also referred to as "Summa boi" or "Pierre"


Bad tooth bill eats babies

by omfg its jesus! January 13, 2009


Shiny tooth nigga

Any rapper who is stupid enough to gold plate their teeth.

Look at that shiny tooth nigga slingin over there.

by Mr. Mundee May 4, 2021


Have a spicy tooth

Idiom

If you have a spicy tooth, you like eating spicy foods.

This restaurant is great for those who have a spicy tooth.

by Zami Karzai September 12, 2018


Tooth Paste Tubing

The male act of taking the index finger and thumb placed at the base of the penis. The male then goes from base to head increasing pressure towards the tip. This act will get the remaining cum from the penis after ejaculation. The remaining ejaculate will ooze on finger and is to be slung on your partner.

I tooth paste tubing my old lady after blowing my load.

by Todd Finger September 6, 2011

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Blue Tooth Finger

The blue tooth finger is the obnoxious finger raised by an individual engaged in a phone conversation on their blue tooth headset. It generally occurs when an innocent bystander happens upon the blue tooth talker but cannot see the blue tooth device. The bystander unwittingly responds to the phone talker who then raises the blue tooth finger indicating that they are on the phone and not speaking to innocent bystander. The bystander thereafter feels a strange combination of embarrassment and anger.

Tom: I thought some guy at the grocery store today was talking to me. I responded to something he said, but then realized he was on the phone when he gave me the blue tooth finger.

Ed: That’s embarrassing. Were other people around?

Tom: Yeah. Plus, he gave me a dirty look like I should have known he had that stupid thing in his ear.

by River Road July 2, 2008

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