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To briefly update someone on future plans. Usually associated with business deals.
Yo! Bigz when you wanna touch base on this tree situation.
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v: Usually when a group of guys try to touch each other in private areas, sometimes it doesn’t even have to be private areas. It could just be a whole bunch of guys messing around and pushing each other.
*People pushing and shoving* “Stop Gay Touching and get out of the way!”
Why don’t you stop gay touching and get your work done?
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When someone touches you anywhere without your permission. It is unwanted.
Example:
"I was just standing there and John put his arm around me. It was touch-rape."
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Providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. It's also used to define pure bullshit as a way to disguise slacking off.
William said that he would be working on a "high touch" customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his rocking chair.
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(Pronounced like "Midas Touch" but with a dropped "D").
Having the reverse Midas Touch curse: Everything you touch turns/goes to shit. Also, used for when you seem to be bad luck for other people as well. Often used in a rhetorical question about the state of ones own life or as a warning to other that your losing streak might be contagious.
Interchangeable with reverse midas touch.
See also gilligan, Bad Luck Barry, bad luck guy, Humphrey Hambone
Alternately, LITERALLY touching poo with your finger, not washing it, and then either touching things with your dirty digit or causing people to smell your dirty digit.
See also poo finger.
"A flat tire while I'm on the ass end of town AND no cell reception? What do I have today, the Myass touch?! Maybe that teenager over there with the red bandana on his head will let me use his phone..."
"Don't even shake my hand, Bro, I totally have the Myass touch today. If you touch me you'll prolly have your dog die or your mom get cancer or something."
"My day was going fine until you showed up. What do you have, the Myass touch?
Don't touch that its an antique!!! *crash*"
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To have an appearance (typically facial) that slightly resembles those affected with Down Syndrome.
Person 1: Did you see that guy in line at the bank?
Person 2: Yeah man, he was weird looking, probably has a Touch of Down.
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When a native american molests you in his tent.
What young Billy thought was going to be a spirit quest, turned out to be a ruse, for a teepee touch.
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