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Cheap little pieces of Sh*t. Also the reason kids buy happy meals!
A Fast Food Toy? Throw it away!
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toi⋅box
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1. A rare find, an extremely unique box of fantastic.
2. Also called toy box by less educated people, an instrument of fun and silliness.
3. A person who parties, thinks, inspires others and questions life. Toi Box-type people tend to love rollerderby and other amazing quests!
“Dude, that chick is a total toi box!”
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A terrible way to end a great franchise
Toy Story 3 felt like the perfect ending, but Toy Story 4 ruined the franchise!
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A fuckable woman of petit proportions that could conceivably used to wash yourself, although principally she would be manhandled in bed.
Those guest dudes on Dancing With the Stars must have fun moving those Shower Toys across the dancefloor
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a place we’re they make shitty bikes
Can I burn all of Smyths Toys Superstores bikes
The Toy Story Conundrum says just because some scenario take place when you are not noticing, does not mean it does not happen at all, like the Toys being alive cannot be disputed because they are active when you aren't watching.
Of course, there are other applications of the phrase too,
C : "I don't usually kill spiders because they kill the other insects. It's like they work for me but I need them to stay in certain areas of the house."
A : "But why? they create invisible webs and are a pest, so I guess it's best to kill"
C : "I don't know if we do or if the spider gets them before I notice."
A: "Fair point, it's the toy story conundrum"
A phrase commonly spoken at Santa's toy shops
Elves: "We make toys!"
Santa: Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep here!