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to be completely covered in female projectile ejaculate during the act of love making.
Say you are having sex with a girl. You're railing pretty hard. So hard that you make that pussy go boom. She sprays her femme water all over your dick, while you're still laying the pipes. That, my friends, is a Turkish Bath. Embrace it.
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has a triple nipple and flirts like a orangatang and has the penis the size of california
"you look like your a turkish people!"
"are you calling me a monkey with a big penis?"
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When you jerk off and right before cumming run across the room and quickly blow it in your partner's ass.
My girlfriend was sleeping naked so I jerked off and surprised her with a turkish shotgun.
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When you're hitting it from behind, and pull her cheeks apart, and thrust so violently she sharts and sprays
Man, I gave Allison a Turkish dustbuster the other night, I was not expecting the cleanup!
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you get a haircut and a handjob from a turk whilst eating a kebab and drinking a lot of coffee
i was hungry for kebab and needed a haircut so it made sense to get a turkish hooker.
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Have the willing female have a large fiber enriched meal, prior to performing this act. When the willing female is ready to shit, perform anal sex and drop a load inside. The woman will then shit on a warm surface and the jizz and shit will mix together. Mold into meatballs and enjoy.
The spaghetti was lacking toppings so she added some turkish meatballs.
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When a fat, Turkish guy straddles above a skinny girl lying on the floor (or vice versa. face up or down depending on personal preference). The fat Turk then jumps in the air, twiddles his toes like a ballerina and lands on the girl in the splits.
My favourite delight is turkish delight.
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