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Twat Swatter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When a woman prevents another woman from getting laid.

Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!

by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010


Twat Swatter

A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.

He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!

by KimchiNoodle June 10, 2010


Twat Nazi

A raging Bitch. She tends to gets knocked up in order to collect child support and live on welfare. She is a cheater. She likes to keep her children away from their father and has a history of dating felons

Asked to see my daughter, but was denied by my ex wife. She's such a twat nazi

by FunkyValleyMom December 21, 2014


Uber twat

Someone who is a SUPER twat basically.

Guy 1: Hey you know what he said to me yesterday?

Guy 2: What!?

Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!

Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat

by Ladiishox October 25, 2009


twat snuffler

To bury one's face into someone's twat in a manner that results in a snorting sound.

Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"

by G. Edward August 20, 2006


Incompe-twat

Root Words: Incompetant & Twat. Someone operating on an less than desirable mental functioning status, who also happens to be offensive.

When George Bush Jr made fun of a reporter for wearing sunglasses, only later to realize that reporter was blind. What an Incompe-twat.

by AmPm May 3, 2009

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twat cheese

1. A chunky yeast infection.
2. When a skank doesn't wash her twat.

He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}

by LaQuifa December 2, 2014