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A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.
Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.
The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."
Goat squad, gang gang gang, three women and the super smash bros fucking wit that blowporcupine
Henry: I fucking hate bloody Urinal
James: Goat Squad!
When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine
An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”
“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”
“I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”
“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”
when you piss out your asshole
i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus
The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.
Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!