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A sexual position where both partners lay in the 69 position. The female or male lightly bites the head of the penis and performs fellatio on the head until the male 'finishes', sucking off the male's 'joy juice'.
Note: The origins of vampire style come the person from who the character of the Vampire was based upon, Vlad the Impaler.
Xanthes: My gf and me were doin it vampire style.
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The sport that was created by Stephanie Meyer for the Twilight saga because she couldn't think of anything. It is utter fail and cannot be compared to the creativity and uniqueness of Quidditch.
"This is so boring and stupid"
"I know, it's like Vampire Baseball"
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A retarded vampire who thinks animals are vegetables.
Girl: OMG! Did you see Twilight?
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.
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A story filled with russian cowboy vampires and plot holes the size of whales. It's about a teacher and his female student going and having adventures fighting vampires (and angst about sexual tension and the fact he's a teacher) and then he becomes a vampire (a very angsty development) and then there's more sexual tension and that's pretty much it as you can imagine it's a super classy literature
I know EVERYTHING about romance novels.
Have you read Vampire Academy?
No?...
Then you're still a virgin. get out of my way.
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Stephenie Meyer's lame version of how to turn a human into a vampire. It spread's through the person's system, burning them until they pray for death, until it stops. Then they are a hard, glittery fagpire.
Twilight fan: I wish Edward would bite me and turn me into a vampire.
Dracula fan: Um... that's not how you're turned into a vampire.
Twilight fan: Yes it is, vampire venom.
Dracula fan: No, they drain your blood, and then you drink some of their's. That's how it really works, in all the legends and old stories.
Twilight fan: eew, that's yucky!
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one who uses subtle persuasion techniques and passive aggrassive behavior to manipulate other while taking the high road to self-righteous indignation.
these "psychic vampires" usually misuse the term when labeling someone a psychic vampire and are typically the real psychic vampires themselves.
Good Dude: "Hey, since I made coffee yesterday so it could be ready for you once you got ready, would you put a pot on while I hop in the shower?"
Real Psychic Vampire: "Fuck you, you psychic vampire, you only did something nice for me yesterday so I would be in your pocket today and could guilt me into making you coffee!"
GD: "Dude, you asked me yesterday the same way I'm asking you today, as a nice favor, but whatever man, if you're going to get bent out of shape I can just make my own when I'm out. (under breath: Paranoid Fuck.)"
RPV: "Fine, Psychic Vampire."
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a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.
Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!
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