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Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease
Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms
Yes it does fuckwit
A texture of pussy that also smells like sea bass.
Man that girl I hooked up with last night was like velvet caviar.
"on velvet" means things are going very well
I saw Erin yesterday and she told me she finally got a Web sponsor, she was on velvet.
Preforming the Velvet Hattrick twice, once the night before and again the next morning.
Guy One: "Dude, last night pulled off a Velvet Hattrick!!"
Guy Two: "You think that's something? This morning I completed a Velvet Six Pack!!!"
Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.
When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.