a nickname you give to a tiny guy. a miniscule person that fits in your pocket.
person 1: hey, what are you doing tonight?
person 2: naa tonight im busy, im hanging out with my waffle fry.
person 1: fucking queer.
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person 1: oh shit, i dropped my regular fry in between the couch seats. hey, my waffle fry, can you get it? you're small and miniscule!
person 2: sure.
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the act of heading to an all night diner, such as Waffle House, to soak up the booze after a heavy night of partying.
Hey dude, we're gonna need to take a "Waffle Run" later if you even think I'm gonna take another shot.
Sure thing, bro.
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The highly debated object/action that no one really knows about. It's just a salsa waffle. It can be used in different contexts, but its connotation is always dirty...very dirty.
"I salsa waffled your mom last night."
"I ate a salsa waffle off your mom last night."
"Do you wanna go salsa waffling later?"
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a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.
man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle
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When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.
Oh man. Cum waffles ruined my night last night.
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Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.
Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.
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The act or force of being pulled out of your own bed in order to make waffles in the morning
Ben - " my mom waffle raped me this morning because she wanted breakfast"
Kaley - " Oh my God! Are you ok?"