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When a woman masturbates.
Giiirll, I am so tired, I've had a such a long week. I'm just gonna go home, get a glass of wine, run a bubble bath, maybe rub out a lady wank or two, just unwind, you know?
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a term used to describe the act when one decides to masturbate, in this circumstance, usually in a inappropriate location.
INT ITALIAN RESTAURANT
FADE IN
John: So here is to Emily and Howard! Two years of marrital bliss!
Peter: Hear hear!
everyone cheers and clash glasses in celebration
CUT TO
mid-meal, everyone is involved in some kind of chatter
Alexander is sitting in the middle of the table, he looks around nervously, he puts his hand into his pocket and starts masturbating slowly and as unnoticably as possible through the material of his pocket
Cut To
everyone leaving the restaurant
Alexander runs down the street excitedly
Close up of Alexander
Alexander: I just had a Sly Wank!
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something or someone that could enhance a persons visual enjoyment while masturbating
that lass over there is proper wank material
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The action of masturbating within a body of water, excluding the bath tup, e.g. a wank in the ocean, (or more extreme a swimming pool.)
It can also be made wank into a game, the more fish around your semen, the more successful the wank. compare with your friends and others of a similar disgusting nature, and see who is the best at 'beating off the fishes'.
holy shit, should of seen my aqua wank trail, I had a school of fish following me! beat that!
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Cover for me, I'm just off to the break room to wank the rabbit.
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noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).
Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies
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The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.
c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.
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