Wank Material

something or someone that could enhance a persons visual enjoyment while masturbating

that lass over there is proper wank material

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Aqua Wank

The action of masturbating within a body of water, excluding the bath tup, e.g. a wank in the ocean, (or more extreme a swimming pool.)

It can also be made wank into a game, the more fish around your semen, the more successful the wank. compare with your friends and others of a similar disgusting nature, and see who is the best at 'beating off the fishes'.

holy shit, should of seen my aqua wank trail, I had a school of fish following me! beat that!

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Wank the rabbit

To smoke a cigarette.

Cover for me, I'm just off to the break room to wank the rabbit.

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wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

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wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

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Fusion Wank

The ability to have a wank whilst simultaneously undertaking another task with your free hand, which is non wank related.

Mike, " Yo Steve, what did you get up to last night"?

Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".

Mike, "Good effort mate".

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Nostalgia Wank

Masturbating to something (i.e. Porn, Someone you got dirty with) you tugged one off to a long time ago

"Hey I haven't seen that video for ages! Time for a Nostalgia Wank"
...
"It's good to be back"

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