When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it
Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig
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Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig
I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!
Someone who works for a branch of government, but doesn’t actually get deployed and fight for your country.
That guy is such a wig wom sitting on his ass all day trying to recruit.
when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair
i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face
When someones hair-do is so fabulous it would be a must have item for anyone balding or in lust for a better mane.
Bald Man 1 ~ Have you seen that Garys Bowl Cut?
Bald Man 2 ~ Yeah i know. Ive never seen a better head of hair.
Bald Man 1 ~ I would buy that head of hair.
Bald man 2 ~ Hes so Reem. Most definitley a wig-worthy
angry woman who is on her period
my wife today went fig the wig mode
A wig/hairpiece used on film or TV during a scene that is set in the past. Its purpose is to show the audience that "this scene happened in the past! Look! He has moe haiiiir!"
In the second scene of the first episode of the show, we see a flashback to Jack's days as a surgeon. He is wearing a really overdone flashback wig.