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Jasmine Smith a woman who is in a relationship but is worth waiting 10 years for. Extremely beautiful, Intelligent, with a unique sense of humor. Kind and Caring but don’t cross her. Has a New Jersey attitude and will constantly cut you off mid sentence.
A Jasmine Smith is worth waiting for..
A man with a average size cock of 14 inches, A 4 foot gang banger that can take on 15 big muscular black men at once in sex. Has never been known to cum because he lasts forever. On his free time he sticks about 257 twenty inch dildos in ever one of his holes, as well as his ears and belly button.
Jesse Smith is the master of all albino midget monkeys
A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity
Friend: where’s my pizza
Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them
One of the most absolutely amazing people you'll ever meet, you could be in the worst of moods and she'd still manage to make you smile. The most Stunning, Gorgeous, Smart, Funny, Kind, Caring Girls you'd have the pleasure of knowing, you'd be lucky to know them. They are usually quite short though.
Person 1: Did you hear about millie smith?
Person 2: Yeah i heard shes a great person
When someone is acting like Chris Rock.
Person 1: “Hey, you slept with my wife!”
Person 2: “And? You want a cookie?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2, hard.)
Ehhhhh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh eh... EHHHHHHH eh eh eh, eh eh eh, eh eh eh...
Nigga 1: IS OREO SMITH IN COMPETITION WITH YEAT?!?
Nigga 2: WHAT THE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL OH MY GAWDDD OOOOO YEEEAH
A very pretty girl who always has many insecurities. She has strawberry blonde hair and gorgeous green eyes. She will always be there for you.
"Have you seen Amanda Smith?"