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Teeth that are angled like something has been repeatedly shoved through them.
You can tell that she gives good head because of her sausage teeth.
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Believing that British teeth are always bad is an ignominy, cultivated by stupid Americans who makes clever Americans feel terribly embarrassed.
A (stupid American): Everyone knows that British teeth are horrible !
B (clever American): Stop saying bullshit, you jackass !
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Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there.
Howard Stern: She has summer teeth.
Guy: Whats that?
Howard Stern: Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there
*All laugh*
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When one has something done with their teeth (ex. braces, veneers, whitening, etc) and suddenly begins noticing other people's pearly whites.
James: Oh dude you got veneers.
Joe: I know, you know that chick I'm hitting on?
James: Yeah what 'bout her?
Joe: I saw her smile, looks like shit.
James: Veneers got you teeth-conscious, bruh.
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When someone has teeth that are in desperate need of braces.
“Look at that guy, he has summer teeth.”
“What the heck are summer teeth?”
“You know, some are here – some are there.”
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people with shiny braces that the light glares off in photos casuing a freaky blurr around the persons face in them,
often leads to angry glares from you friends and family when they see photos
person with camra: say cheese
common folk and braces girl: cheese
(snap)photo taken
common folk: lets see!
(look at photo)
all turn to glare at braces girl
common folk:Tinsel teeth!!
braces girl goes home and eats her feelings and eventually develpes a belly and a pair of cankels
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