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Just to clarify taxonomically a Velvet Worm (Peripatus) is of the phylum Onychophora.
The comman species of Velvet Worm today are indeed grey and sorta furry. Hallucigenia sparsa is an extinct species of onchophoran that was particularily spiney and freaky looking.
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A faggots game, after butt sex, they grab their dicks and sqeeze out mud worms.
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A. Small, gooey-like candies which resemble Gummy Bears.
B. Ammunition.
A. Gummy bears sure taste good with cream cheese!
B. Fucking Aaron. Stop welting me!
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As introduced and defined by Super Jail, the Tequila Worm is a the Spanish Fly's mortal enemy. Even when they are crazy horny, the Spanish Fly knows that the Tequila Worm is a truly filthy, disgusting bitch.
Super Jail's example can be used even in modern life! Who's that nasty bitch down the street who answers the door in NOTHING but a saran wrap nightgown, despite being at least 55? The Tequila Worm. Who's that skank who would hump someone for bus fare? The Tequila Worm. The filthy, gin-soaked man whore who picks up only the drunkest, nastiest women in bars just so he give them a quick and nasty and take off? The Tequila Worm.
Fly1: Hey.. Hey man, I need some. Any honeys nearby?
Fly2: No way man.. Only action around here is the Tequila Worm.
Tequila Worm: Hey boys, ride's only a quarter!
Flies: *vomit*
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a person who sends friend requests via other peoples' friend lists and continues to request their friends and so on and so on.
You receive a friend request from someone you have never heard of from another state but you have 6 friends in common. They're likely a friend worm
This person trolls through peoples' friend lists getting added by anyone they can find to access as many friend lists as they can.
You got 2,000 friends but you don't know anybody, dude. You're just friend worming everybody, asshat.
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When you eat any type of food which contains a/or several bones and said bone(s) bites you back.
Whoa, *bites drumstick*
*Drumstick bites back*
Nigga worm, *points at objekt*
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In any FPS video game when a guy is on the ground and you start to shoot them. When they try to get up and kill you they are immediately killed and fall back on the ground like the are doing the worm. Usually accidental but funny if pulled off correctly.
Guy 1: So how did the gaming go last night man?
Guy 2: Pretty good. On the very last kill i pulled the worm of death on a guy.
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