Scottsdalian Wrap-up

This is a very difficult task to accomplish, but acquires strength, agility, and extreme thrusting powers. Its when a man thrusts so hard that both testicles jam up in the vagina causing a blood clot in the clitorial area. Thus speaking the man walks away unharmed, on the other hand, the lady wadles away to the E.R. (In much pain....)

NOT RECOMMENDED FOR AMATEUR SEXERS

" Dude i heard that your sister got a Scottsdalian Wrap-up last night and that she had internal bleeding for over a month!!"

" No way man you heard that story!! That was all me man!!! HAHAA sucks for that bitch I never even liked her HA!"

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wrapped up like a douche

as mentioned previously, it is one of the most commonly mishear lyrics. However, the song which this is misheard in is Mansfred Mann's version. It sounds exactly like douche even when you learn that it is deuce though. Bruce Springsteen originally wrote the song as "cut loose like a deuce..." and sang it saying deuce not douche.

"Turn it up, I like to hear Mansfred Mann pronounce deuce like shit"
"I'm gonna sing douche because it is funnier and I was almost raised on it"

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zebra faced banana wrap

When a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and cum shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. Then she gets on all fours and receives double anal from the same two men. Usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.

I finally know i'm not gay because I performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.

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Horseshoe Wrap With A Triangle Tap

An otherwise hairless woman who, when naked, reveals a large path of hair from top of the ass crack, up through the front of the crotch, ending in a gigantic bush.

Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.

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Wrapped Around her Finger

She is so lucky she has has him wrapped around her finger. He does whatever she says.

Annette is so lucky she has James wrapped around her finger he does whatever she says James loves Annette and likes being wrapped around her finger.

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Wrap say he smack

Something absolute chads say when they're trying to throw off noob in a Roblox rap battle

Chad: Wrap say he smack wrap say he smack

Noob: Wrap say he smack

Chad: haha she said it

Gio wrapped in bacon

When Gio is wrapped in the delicious food known as bacon.

A form of intercourse that gay people use.

GAY BACON <3

Gio wrapped in bacon, Hes pulling a sandusky.

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