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2nd year old

A 2nd year old is someone acting so immature that they break the age scale entirely.

"You are being so immature! You're acting like a 2nd year old!!"

by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 18, 2023


8.5179 years old

Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 2nd grader at summer holiday 8.515 year old and 8.5 year old so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol.

Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 8.5 year old and 8.515 year old for example so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol

by The dancing nugget July 19, 2022


97 year old diner

nyc diner that still serves their coke the old fashion way

this 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashion way

by im ranDUM April 24, 2024


40 year old gamer

Someone who is old still lives with their parents and bully's 12 yr old's online about not being good at yugioh duel links.

"My son is a 40 year old gamer"
"Oh god. im so sorry for you"

by WizzardLord September 4, 2021


2008 19 Year Old

A human male

George Washington is a 2008 19 year old born in 1732

by TayTayZonday June 27, 2020


seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude

by sucks to suck 🤑 February 22, 2024


45 year old women

Someone who looks like a 45 year old women
Probably starting to grow grey hair and probably are cutting it short or long idk
Could be a milf? lol
Stirling u cunt ur a 45 year old women lmao
Yeah so you look like a 45 year old women LOL

you look like a 45 year old women wa wa wee wa

by Benderboy9000 May 15, 2021