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peace monkey

The member of the gang
known for having the stash of guns.

Yo this nigga lost his gatt, he'll have to visit the "peace monkey".

by Brainiac September 30, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Monkey

a poor ass bitch's bitch.

poor person: "hey man can u give me some money?"
Person walking by: "man go ask your dirty monkey for some, BIATCH!"

by AK Mafia August 17, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


gusset monkey

male that resides in the crotch of a sweaty skanky ho, usually chav

OMG chris is a right gusset monkey

by Cazza McCazz May 16, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Slap

Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.

After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.

by sickpuppy37 December 19, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


House Monkey

Realtor that does alot of open houses

Joy finds her customers by being a house monkey

by raikens August 18, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


junkie monkey

This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.

That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.

by The King of iLL VALLEY August 23, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


retarted monkey

A person who thinks they are smart, but really just fuck all the rest of us over.

Retarted Monkey: "Hi my name is ****** and I'm smart!"
Everyone Else: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!"

by SeanPatrick March 27, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž