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male that resides in the crotch of a sweaty skanky ho, usually chav
OMG chris is a right gusset monkey
poor person: "hey man can u give me some money?"
Person walking by: "man go ask your dirty monkey for some, BIATCH!"
Realtor that does alot of open houses
Joy finds her customers by being a house monkey
Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.
Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.
After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.
This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.
That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.
A person who thinks they are smart, but really just fuck all the rest of us over.
Retarted Monkey: "Hi my name is ****** and I'm smart!"
Everyone Else: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!"
A word used to generally show displeasure in the circumstance at hand (note that the word should be used plurally). Warning: the thought of "junk monkeys" often brings about images of primate orgies. Word should be used at random.
"Junk monkeys, I forgot to torch the car after we left the dead body in it. "
"We're going to be late to the strip club, junk monkeys!"
Mother- "We're out of Frosted Mini-Wheats®" Son/Daughter - "Junk monkeys!"