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When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.
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The act of politely introducing yourself for the first time to your significant other's family before sneaking off to urinate around their house.
A nonsensical phrase used to distract someone confronting you long enough to get out of an embarrassing situation.
"Hey, were you just peeing on my 18th century antique rolltop?"
"Um, cat she did."
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He is a really strong cat he can dodge child support,run faster then a pregnant lady,and jump really high and he is so fucking cool
My dad left cause he was sensei mario cat
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a terrible monster like demon that resides over recoil dealing out death and destruction.
likes whiskers meaty bites.
god dammit binky's gone into the whiskers again
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a fat bitch with no life, smells like hot dogs, and is a noob at smoking bud.
What is that thing? said Guy.
What thing? said Dude.
Oh its jennifer cat. replied Guy.
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When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.
Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!
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A phrase used to point out when someone makes an incredibly false and/or ignorant statement while honestly believing it to be true.
Cats are immune to scorpion venom.
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