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a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded
mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...
When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."
Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.
"My diet results in morning water everyday"
the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you
Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water
Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem
I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger
A term for intoxicants consumed in drink form, typically alcohol and/or GHB.
If she has any more bad water and she is gonna regret it when the hangover hits in the morning.
Water people drink joking about cleansing their karma
If I drink karma water it will purify my karma