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This day is when you take your Pookie out for special events such as a gym date, dinner, or a movie, shit why not all 3
Friend1: did you know today is national Pookie day
Friend 2:really where are you taking me
Person: bro why are you wearing denim?
You: it’s national denim day dumbass
Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.
“Hey Sarah, do you want to hang out?”
“…”
“Oh yeahhhh it’s National Nothing Day. I forgot.”
June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.
you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.
October 4th, a day we appreciate our friends who smell so bad
October 4th: National Smelly day
“you smell awful bro, but we appreciate it”
On the 18th of July is the day where you appreciate all your friends ‘bredrin’
Happy National bredrin day Chloe x
today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.
drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"