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the definion of smacking water is swimming and its preformed by swimmers
what are you doing? im smacking water duh!
Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.
The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.
I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.
Night water is that gulp of 3 hours old warm melted ice left over from that delicious coke you had finished 3 hours ago.
Need to take some advil but all I got is night water chokes on dry advil.
An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.
Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
An expensive ass water that just tastes like sink water.
Guy: Buys Core Water "Wow this tastes like shit." Girl: "How do you know how shit tastes like?"
Guy: 😑