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November 2 is national bully your short friend day :)
Friend: Oh look, November 2
Short friend: No please
This day is National Ignore All Fun Sized People Day. If a person is shorter than your shoulders then you must ignore them. If a person is 5’3” or shorter than everyone must automatically ignore them. To ignore them you must stare straight over them as if they are simply too short to even notice.
On November 2 every short person will seem to disappear from the face of the earth.
The day of the Janojek
Bro you free on November 2nd
National Lonely day, Your a lonely piece of shit.
November 2, Look at that lonely piece of shit over there
Ask your crush for a kiss on the cheek and she can’t say no.
Hey can I have a kiss on the cheek because it’s November 2
National eat all of your grandma’s whole wheat bread day.
On November 2nd
• Sneak into your grandma’s pantry walking on your hands
• Take all her whole wheat bread
• Eat it with your chimpanzee leaving none left for your grandma
Push your friend Jannel down the stairs day. Or punch a david in the arm day.
It's the day we get to hurt our friends and get away with it. :)
hey Jannel you know what day it is
Jannel: November 2? holy shit
whole class: hi david
david: fuck