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Emilys Tits

Although not normally seen they can be described as flat even though she argues that she has C cups when we all know she's fucking bullshitting

Emilys tits are overrated or Emilys tits are apparently big

by ShowUsYaCunt September 2, 2022


Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy June 1, 2017


Crispy tits

When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red

Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach

by Brookis1999 August 16, 2015


Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.

That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits

by Brookis1999 August 21, 2015


Flap a tit

The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.

Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.

by Roganthebogan December 24, 2019


Beefy Tits

Andrews nipples

Look at those beefy tits

by Big boy leg warmers January 10, 2016


lop tit

A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.

I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.

by BostonAlan August 3, 2017