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a soon to be world renown composer/producer with mad skill and a rockin hair do. (1) fabulous with the ladies (2) skilled mixer and dj (3) often reffered to as the hot guy
bartender:"hey, have you heard of that dj fat chicken?", bar patron:"yeah, he's that hot guy with that killer hair due right?", bartender:"yeah, i heard he's a master producer! he's gonna be huge one day!'
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Too Fat Bowl Syndrome (TFBS) is a condition that plagues stoners across the nation. TFBS occurs when one is packing a device used for smoking marijuana with marijuana and over packs or stuffs the bowl to the point that no suction occurs. Many have hypothesized the reason that TFBS occurs. The prevailing theory is that because marijuana makes you tired, therefore lazy, you lazily pack the bowl and pack it so tightly that it is sealed. Another theory is that marijuana users will pack bowls so large that they last many rotations, eliminating the need to move, also because of the laziness caused by marijuana. No one wants to keep packing bowls. These two theories coincide and are generally analogous to each other. However recently, a rogue theory has come about that some people just like fat bowls. While all the theories may have some truths to them, only one thing is certain about TFBS: it is an epidemic, and there is no solution. It will never stop.
Stoner 1: I've never seen a bowl this fat! You definitely have Too Fat Bowl Syndrome.
Stoner 2: DUDE, THIS BOWL IS TOO FAT! Your TFBS is acting up.
Stoner 3: Whats a nigga to do?
Stoner 4: What you need to do is puff puff pass bitch.
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The glitter graphics used by fat chicks on myspace, blackplanet or any other blog in place of their photo in their profile, usually of some shapely generic girl shaking her ass.
Fat girl glitter graphics are the rage on myspace.
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Generally used to describe when one's levels of intoxication are quite high. see term drunk as a skunk
He took my wallet? Well i suppose it makes sense, i was full as a fat girls socks that night, i wouldnt have known either way. I thought he could be trusted.
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Used to stop a mexican form saying something that will make you look bad.
This will usually make you look better at the same time.
Mexican to group of John's friends-" Hey el pacho I saw at that taco bar with those gay strippers last night."
John-"Oh look at this big fat silly mexican! Soon he will have enough money to go cross the border back to his family!
Crowd of friends- "Ha you're the best John!"
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This is when your scrotum is larger then your penis causing an irregular and disappointing sight for your sexual counterparts.
monfreece: How longs your penis?
Jimmy: its 2 inches
monfreece: thats not to big is it
jimmy: but my sacks 4 inches
monfreece: damn, you've got a little dick with a fat sack
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More than enough to overflow the circumfrence of both of your hands.
Damn, looks at Sally's BIG OLD FAT TITTIES!
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