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an anal emission that is so putrid that all four windows of a motor vehicle have to be opened simultaneously.
While we were driving, my wife let out a four window fart. Two windows would not be sufficient to evacuate the stink.
Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell
I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?
Akin to alien hand syndrome. When your farts don't smell like your own anymore.
Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.
- After I bought some E. coli tablets in a Turkish pharmacy to combat my diarrhea, I developed alien fart syndrome instead.
The act of farting while standing on one foot with arms raised, resembling the famous Karate Kid scene.
I was both amazed and disgusted by his Karate Kid fart.
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A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.
"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"
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An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.
Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!
Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...
Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!
Peter: She's buff innit...
Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!
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a fart that stinks to high heaven with tha aroma of a sulfurous fried egg.
After I unleashed a fried egg fart, the conference room cleared out rapidly.
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