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When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.
"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."
"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."
Defined: When a sexual partner tries to spear a loose tampon that has entered the vagina deeper after intercourse.
Definition "Wait a minute, my tampon is missing. Time to go Urban Survival Fishing! Get down in there deep, here is a biro."
The act of sticking your finger up someone's butt
When a pearl fish get scared they swim up into a sea cucumber so your finger is the pearl fish and the cucumber is the butt hole
Works best when walking upstairs
I was walking up the stairs and Brooke pearl fished my butt hole
A playful, circular conversation where thoughts cycle endlessly without resolution—often full of hypotheticals, tangents, and deep dives into random topics. Fish loops aren’t about reaching conclusions; they’re about getting lost in the fun of the discussion. Sometimes intentional, sometimes spontaneous, a fish loop is the adult version of daydreaming—like mentally wandering through a "what if" rabbit hole with no urgency to escape.
Example:
🔥 “We were just talking about time travel, and somehow we ended up debating which animals would survive in space. Classic fish loop.”
🔥 “I meant to ask a quick question, but now we’ve spent 30 minutes theorizing about the zombie apocalypse. We’re deep in a fish loop.”
🔥 "Let’s take a break and get in a fish loop before we tackle this project—it helps me reset my brain.”
The fish jumps out of the water in a flying matter when there is lighting.
Hey bro did you see that lighting fish fly right now?
A human who is deeply concerned about Fish rights after the great fish wars in ancient times. Fish were stripped of their ability to be on land, being banished to the ocean. Fish actifish think their sentence has been served.
Human #1 “Oh I love just grabbing fish out of the ocean and just eating them alive. It’s not about the flavor it’s just the joy of seeing their stupid fish brains have fear”
Human #2 “Dude not cool, Ezra is a Fish Actifish”
Ezra *fuming*