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Michael Cha

look, a simp!
no, that’s just Michael Cha

by realcatdaddy April 25, 2020


Simp

Doing anything in your willpower to date someone or overly flirt, basically making them your lord until proven otherwise.

1: "Why is Charlotte bullying him?"
2: "Because she wants to look cool in front of Chad"
1: "What a simp"

by kayphobjc September 26, 2021


Simp

(Noun, adjective.), A man who acts as if he's caring and kind just to date a woman. This also could describe, in some part, nice guy syndrome , but oftentimes it's a different category. This could also describe a man who thinks he's entitled to date a woman because he's kind to her.

" Leon? Please, my man, he's a total simp. "
" Dude, why are simping for her? Jesus. "
" I don't simp around the boys. "

by VerticNIKE July 29, 2020


Simp

a married man getting defensive about a girl he didn’t even date who was so into him that she had him drive 4 hours to Yakima, WA to buy her Red Robin

Bro, you were such a simp back in 2015!

by MickeyDeezPeanuts December 21, 2020


Simp

according to Felix Kjellberg someone who does way to much for a person who they like

pewdiepie is a huge simp for belle, Don't tell Marzia

by December 15, 2020


Simp

A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.

Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”

Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”

by TryhardSarv March 16, 2020


Simp

A man that is willing to be submissive to a woman. This man will ditch his friends to go with a girl or girls. He will often compromise his character for a girl he has no chance with. This girl may even have a boyfriend. A simp puts a hoe before a bro

Cade has ditched his friends to hang with girls that have boyfriends he is definitely a simp.

Cade treats his friends badly around girls in order to gain respect from the girls he is a simp lord.

by Simp anti king March 18, 2020