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The Act Of Putting Both Hands Inside And Or Down Pants?Sweatpants To Warm Them Up.
Bro It Was So Fucking Cold So I Gave Myself A Warm-Up Job.
When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.
Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.
Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.
I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.
The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.
requires:
two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.
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nikita vodka + ginger + Job = Cheeto Job
“Ay ginger, mate why you got nikita, pink lemonade and a job?” “Quite simply fuck off like” “Ay mate you’ve got a Cheeto Job thing innit”
When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her
I did a nut job yesterday at work
The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.
"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."