Although not normally seen they can be described as flat even though she argues that she has C cups when we all know she's fucking bullshitting
Emilys tits are overrated or Emilys tits are apparently big
"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.
"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"
When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red
Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach
When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.
That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits
The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.
Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.
A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.
I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.