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dont ignore this message if someone sends it to you
they probs like you, 100% sure
text "hey bro"
text "bro ur gay for me"
text "how"
text "this"
text image sent
text "oh damn"
The greatest game in existence, unlike fortnite, it has actual content. Sure, online can get annoying sometimes, but overall, I see this game as the idea of fun from god himself. Need I say more?
Jack could not stop playing Super Smash Bros. Day after day, he got better while he, himself, looked like a sack of potatoes.
A 2-dimensional fighting game series by Nintendo, featuring iconic members of the Nintendo cast (i.e. Mario, Link, etc.) as well as guest characters from other franchises (i.e. Solid Snake, Persona 5’s Joker, Cloud Strife, etc.).
All Smash Bros games follow the same basic formula: Victory is achieved by launching the opponent out of the arena. Attack your opponent to damage them, which makes them easier to launch. Often, the game is played with 2-3 lives, although there is an option with infinite lives and a time limit, and even a “health points” mode (Stamina Battle).
Dude A: “Wanna smash?”
Dude B: “Bro…”
A few minutes later:
*both dudes frantically button-mashing Switch controllers on Super Smash Bros.*
An overly confident dude with a Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM) degree.
Whilst the STEM bro is well-versed in all matters related to investment and performance nutrition, his understanding of all things politics, sociology, arts and culture is sorely lacking. A STEM bro's views on society are often a mere and never-to-be-questioned reflection of his privilege, which he is naturally unaware of.
His confidence carries out to all possible conversation topics, even those he knows nothing about. He is also prone to making obnoxious references to his earning potential.
This guy just wouldn't hear it when I told him his cringy fetish for a particular racial type women was socially contructed and rooted in colonial stereotypes. He was just such a STEM bro.
Marcia's new boyfriend is cute and all, but he's kind of a STEM bro so don't expect riveting conversation about Roe Vs Wade.
Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s
Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.
An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.