arkansas cat fight

the act of puking into another woments bumhoe, she then farts out the excess broke, back in the original pukers face. she then pulls out the other womans anal hair, and stuffs it in her ear.

i walked into my house and saw my mom arkansas cat-fight with my girlfriend. fml...

if you have nothing to do, wanna arkansas cat fight tonight

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Can't hug every cat.

An idiomatic expression similar to that of "you can't have your cake and eat it too."

Debbie: I just bought all these decorations and massive cake for my birthday party, but now I've run out of money to hire my friends. I guess you can't hug every cat.

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National cat calling day

If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that

Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being

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Cat got your thumbs

–adjective 1. temporarily deprived of the ability to think of a resonce, while texting, by strong emotion, physical weakness, exhaustion, etc.

You never responded to my text about being pregnant. What's the matter, cat got your thumbs?

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Stolle dry balls cat

An individual "cat" who is both silly and jewish (either in faith or through his/her actions) "stolle" and has very dry balls "dry balls".

"Raz, why are you being such a stolle dry balls cat?"
"Fuck Raz was being a stolle dry balls cat last night"
"Ohhhhhhhhh Raz you stolle dry balls cat"
"Stolle"

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Slicked-back-grease-cat

One who is greasy, dirty, and has hair wet looking in appearance

Girl your hair is greasy looking like a slicked-back-grease-cat

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two girls one cat

Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.

I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.

Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.

OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!

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