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When a male cannot have an erection he inserts his testicles in to the vagina instead.
i was so drunk i had to give her the ground rule double.
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When a girl shits on a boys ass hole while he is lying on his stomach and then uses her strap on to fuck him until all of the shit is in side his ass and then she punches him in the back of the head so that his anal cavity restricts and the shit pillows back out forming a shape that looks like a cupcake top. Then she spits on it for icing and feeds it to him with a fork.
Baby i'm really hungry for a double stuffed cupcake.
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Two men perform the helicopter in front of each other with flaccid penises and without touching. You are allowed to use your hands, but you have to hop on each foot as if jumping double dutch jump rope.
Double Dutch is like the blender, only you can use your hands and you have to jump around.
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when 2 hookers both get trunk butt while giving you a double blow job
man i was so happy last night, i hit the Daily Double.
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The Detroit Double-Reacharound is when you wrap your arm around your victim and hold them in place, then slowly but snugly slide your entire fist inside their anus and hold them like that.
And just as she climbed onto the bus headed home, the man behind her slid his arm under hers and gave her the ol' Detroit Double-Reacharound. Becky's ride home just got a lot comfier.
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(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.
K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.
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Two dudes urinate on a third member (preferably female) from the front and from behind.
I need to take a shower after that double headed shower I just got.
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