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When a male cannot have an erection he inserts his testicles in to the vagina instead.
i was so drunk i had to give her the ground rule double.
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When a girl shits on a boys ass hole while he is lying on his stomach and then uses her strap on to fuck him until all of the shit is in side his ass and then she punches him in the back of the head so that his anal cavity restricts and the shit pillows back out forming a shape that looks like a cupcake top. Then she spits on it for icing and feeds it to him with a fork.
Baby i'm really hungry for a double stuffed cupcake.
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Two men perform the helicopter in front of each other with flaccid penises and without touching. You are allowed to use your hands, but you have to hop on each foot as if jumping double dutch jump rope.
Double Dutch is like the blender, only you can use your hands and you have to jump around.
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when 2 hookers both get trunk butt while giving you a double blow job
man i was so happy last night, i hit the Daily Double.
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22 ouncer, a.k.a. duece duece or double duece,the juice being the beer inside the bottle.
c'mon man lets go hit up the corner store and grip up some double duece juice.
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When you wash your lil wiggle with another guys juice
Blake and Josh had a double wiggle wash last night,
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When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.
"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."
*awkward pause*
(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)
....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
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