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Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 30th
You have to send me a boobie pic bc its December 30th National boobie pic day
This wonderful holiday falls in July 1st. This a day to be celebrated by getting ur pussy eaten wonderfully and or eat some pussy wonderfully throughout this day.
Her: Hey bae u know today's National Eat Pussy Day?
Her: Hell yeah. Didn't u hear my call in this morning.
If you have a friend name Emily you have to post her on April 7th every year. post her to get good luck.
Dang you didn’t post Emily on National post emily day? I hope your charge only works in a certain angle, and your dog is ugly. eye roll*
When you see Sartaj out in public you know it's time to slime him out
This holiday is celebrated on July 7th
"Bro have you seen Sartaj today? I NEED to slime him!"
"You coming? It's national slime Sartaj day, we gotta move."
April 19
Day of everyone’s favorite daddy, Rendaddy.
Holy shit look it a wild rendaddy! Be my cinnamon apple and acceot these booty pics on national rendaddy day
National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass
Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass
Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips