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when you shit in a girls ass causing her to cum twice as fast, then cum in her eyes and yell "seggies time"
"yeah me and my girl had poop butt seggies it was hot"
When paid hourly, the final check of the year received after having the dedication to take a 15 minute poop every shift of said year.
"Dude, I can't wait till Friday. I'm going to buy myself a Christmas present with my poop check. "
a piece of solids coming out of a females' butt. smels rank.
Emma ran home and launched a massive load of female poop into the porcelain throne
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3 heckling times!!! What is wrong with you!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK!! Read a book. Lots of things you could be doing other than LOOKING UP RANDOM THINGS ON THIS WEIRD DICTIONARY!!!
“Poop poop poop” board guy
“AHHH WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT!?!?” Guy walking his dog
“HE WILL KILL US WITH HIS BOREDOM!!!!!”worker
“RUNNNNN”
I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
An exceedingly uncomfortable and inconsistent bowel movement following a night of binge eating. It's often felt well before reaching the restroom, as the unplanned load had a combination of foods that ruined your guts.
Oh damn... I ate way to much grease last night on my binge. This morning I had a poop-nado ready to greet me.
The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same
Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!