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look at that penis
it's there to rule them all
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How bored are you?
There's no way you're this bored of a person
Like how did you even type all of this- whatever
I typed the most long word ever! it's "qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlLzZxXcCvVbBnNmM1¹2²3³4⁴5⁵6⁶7⁷8⁸9⁹0⁰@#№$¢_&-_+±(<)>/*★"”'’:;!¡?¿~`|•♪√πΠ÷ק¶∆£¢€¥^↑°′=≠{(})\%‰©®™✓"
A phone that is good, but crashes with new apps that require better software
Guy: My LG Lucid 3 is so trash every game crashes and it has less than 1GB of space
Other guy: Just buy a Samsung Galaxy
Guy: I can't, I'm too poor.
lily and logan are an inseparable couple they need to have baby so me and Lainee can be the god mothers.
person 1: whos that couple
person 2: thats lily+logan=<3 they need to have a baby so Lainee and maya can be the god mothers.
Also known as Branden, O5-3 is the main avatar maker for the SCPVerse. And the guy we have to convince to take a break to sleep and eat instead of making avatars
God dammit O5-3 “The Architect”, go get some sleep
Sania, She's my girl all mine always and forever. She's so beautiful and graceful , she fascinates me.
Her boyfriend is real cool but he's not as cool as her, She's always right and I cant deny on that fact. she's a Goddess a Princess, if you ever find her in your life don't you ever let her go no matter what but TOO BAD EVERYONE LOST I WON I FOUND HER , IVE WON IN LIFE ~ your future husband (fiancée)
A GUY~ " Omg, look its Sania<3 with that guy"
THAT GUY (ME) ~ "She's all mine, don't you dare breathe in her direction"
When you want to fuck so badly, you can't see 2.
Common eastern european expression for when you need pussy badly- " you want it so badly you can't even see (count to) 2"
Dan: Maan I havet had any pussy in ages!
Martin: "Maan you on The 1-3-4 shit!