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pussy blood fart

The after effects caused by air of a woman having sex on her period.

I fucked Erika hard while she was on her period, and when I pulled out she exploded a pussy blood fart on my stomach!

by Dman666 August 09, 2006


Piss 'n fart

Means to fart while pissing at any given time during the drainage of urine.

I just piss 'n farted!

by Quentin_B December 01, 2006


fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

by m.c. phatback December 01, 2009


dick and fart jokes

To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.

We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.

by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010


fart butt sandwich

The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.

Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.

by chuck stieg February 08, 2008


Double-Death Fart

a) When your farts are already at a deadly level but it's as if your fart came to life and died again and leaked out of your butt hole.
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")

a) Chris: I just farted.
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!

b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**

**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!

by N0OS3 May 20, 2011


Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

by Frankie Puscher November 13, 2012