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Fire-Cracker Fart

1. When you fart after eating spicey food and you think something may have come out, but your not sure, and then unfortunately find out something did happen because of the warm burning feeling.

2. Similar to sharting but with a warm burning feeling.

I think I just sharted in my pants? No dude you just had a fire-cracker fart. That warm burning sensation is the key to determining the differnce! Go change your pants...

by GeeQue March 21, 2009

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pussy blood fart

The after effects caused by air of a woman having sex on her period.

I fucked Erika hard while she was on her period, and when I pulled out she exploded a pussy blood fart on my stomach!

by Dman666 August 9, 2006

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Piss 'n fart

Means to fart while pissing at any given time during the drainage of urine.

I just piss 'n farted!

by Quentin_B December 1, 2006

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fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

by m.c. phatback December 1, 2009

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dick and fart jokes

To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.

We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.

by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010

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fart butt sandwich

The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.

Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.

by chuck stieg February 8, 2008

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Double-Death Fart

a) When your farts are already at a deadly level but it's as if your fart came to life and died again and leaked out of your butt hole.
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")

a) Chris: I just farted.
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!

b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**

**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!

by N0OS3 May 20, 2011

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