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When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.
That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.
When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.
Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty
A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.
I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.
head of the chain of command of jobbers in your local area. SJI, then JOB, then JIT..jit means job in training who hasn't yet reached the rank of job. SJI is the highest rank of job you can reach.
your not even a senior job instructor yet, your still a JIT!!
When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string
The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job
A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.
Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."