When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.
*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac
A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.
I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.
I want to tongue punch your meat rose.
She dropped her panties and had the most beautiful blossoming meat rose.
Large Hands with large fingers, that reseamble a baseball glove.
You have huge hands, they are like meat mits.
An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.
I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed
Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.
Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.
Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.
When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"