(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat
I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim
My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"
A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.
It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!
Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!
Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?
Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!
Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!
In the month of October it was slap ass month, But the manifestation continues into November along with No Nut November and slap sitting month!
Girl 1: Ow! Why did you slap my ass October is over!
Boy 1: Yeah But its still slap november!
in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy
An old man that loves to slap during sex.
(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.
This day, tobey can slap anyone.
Ay bro. ITs October 22, national tobey slap day. mind if I Tobey slap ya?